Feb 26, 2009

野人穿西装!

今天,国会发生了一件怪事,守卫不知何故让一群放牛的人(雪州巫青)进了国会,他们横冲直闯,欲阻止卡巴星进入国会,就连忙捉住他说:

牛郎恋刘娘,
刘娘念牛郎,
牛郎牛年恋刘娘,
刘娘年年念牛郎,
郎恋娘来娘恋郎,
念娘恋娘念郎恋郎,
念恋娘郎,
讲不晕你算我白忙......

卡巴星一头雾水,只好连忙问:

哥哥挎筐过宽沟,
快过宽沟看怪狗,
光看怪狗瓜筐扣,
瓜滚筐扣哥怪狗。

这时在现场的人都知道,双方出现了严重的沟通问题,听见放牛的要求民主行动党主席卡巴星针对其“巫青与子弹”的言论作出解释,这时候大家才知道这些样貌、行为举止像放牛的原来是雪州巫青代表。

当每个人的注意力放在“野人穿西装”时,现场除了嘴还有腿,

嘴说腿,
腿说嘴,
嘴说腿爱跑腿,
腿说嘴爱卖嘴。
光动嘴不动腿,
光动腿不动嘴,
不如用上腿和嘴。

最后,酿成肢体冲突,场面火爆及混乱.......约20个放牛的人在现场,有者还在卡巴星面前吐口水,这时如果有人出来劝架肯定是抢尽风头.....还来不及回神,就看见林立迎前来营救,见到记者拍照后,林立迎倒下......又是新闻.....

64 comments:

  1. 污桶大会即近很多怪事都会出现,之前雪州的牛医生带领一群牛冲去槟州示威,今天却出现牛女婿带了一群野牛到国会吐口水。怎么现在的牛不乖乖吃草?

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  2. 这些牛,在牛年未免太牛了.....

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  3. keykok siad...就看见林立迎前来营救,见到记者拍照后,林立迎自动倒下


    WHAT THE FUCK you insult YB 林立迎??!!

    The truth is your cibai master UM$O kurang ajar mat rempit want to bully a old handicap man, YB 林立迎 just try to help!

    YOU DIOT FUCKER M$A, how dare you insult a young man that project a senior citizen beeing attack by mat rampit?

    Or because these mat rampit is your MASTER??????

    One more times, um$o has do their party helping M$A from ICU to grave!

    YOu earn NO RESPECT from ohters, by making story to insult a gentlment that protect an old man.

    Bahari

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  4. 这些牛无药可救了!不如你发明一些药物来修理这些野牛!

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  5. keykok, unless you have PROOF, else you should NOT INSUTL a young man that protect an old folk from mat rampit, no matter infront of behind a camera!

    You have three choices, (1) Show your proof that YB 林立迎 is acting. (2) Remove these insulting word to a truth gentlement. (3) Admit yourself just sob of these um$o mat rampit!

    Bahari

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  6. Bahari,

    U r so sensitive & vomit..
    im sure u r their supportor.
    every word u say only make the situation more worst!!!!

    Ni Ah Ba

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  7. and you make it better???

    If you have a problem of that, why don't you used a brain to thin...what the source of all problem in this country?

    Think, if you have a brain.

    if you don't have one, you can keep barking like a dog.

    Bahari

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  8. Think...who/what is the source of all problems in this country?

    bet is not hard to think even for a kid.

    for slave...forget about it...don't think because you don't have a brain.

    Bahari

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  9. Keykok

    You can either delete all my comments, but you dare not deny, what is the source of all problems?

    Corruption? Racist? Miused of power?

    could it be, your unwillingness to leave M$A making it die faster?

    You don't have to care if i respect myself or not.

    Most important, DO YOU??

    Stay in that idiot party making ALL CHINESE like idiot slave.

    What for i need respect, since M$A help me to declare i am a slave??

    Bahari

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  10. keykok, delete all my comments, if you think you are the one should be respect.

    Or you think asking M$A guy to think the SOURCE OF ALL PROBLEMS is kind of killing you guy?

    Apa susah sangat? corruption, racist and misused of power!

    We have WHAT, but WHO??

    M$A? NO WAY they have power to do that!

    Bahari
    - delete all this, if you think you M$A should earn more respect that you have now.

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  11. 我想马青朋友最苦,因为还要和这样的人称兄道弟,不过政治就是无数的不可能变可能,但是日子久了,马青的朋友们也麻木,不理解为什么选民一直在骂,原来与不是人在一起太久,自己也容易被人不当人,这是马华的苦楚!

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  12. haha!


    心事谁人知......

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  13. keykok said...心事谁人知.

    Apa susah nak tahu? You guys just too used to group with animal, hence kena animal disease.

    What? Not yet delete my comments? Should I say Thanks?

    You ever consider, people like you that keep stay with M$A, unwillingness to quit from this party, is making it die even fast?

    Don't you?

    Bahari

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  14. http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/19262-pm-wants-toll-hike-review

    PM wants toll hike review ?!

    So what we gonna have? Maybe dollah able to cancel the hike, but got to pay the hw company BILLION (where is this money come from?), and have to allow the hw company extend their kontrak konsasi lar.

    How many times they did that?

    Keykok, you holy nobleable M$A got anything to comment boh??

    Bahari

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  15. Ops...wrong comment, my mistake

    The truth is, "government" already paid 0.24 Billion to the hw company, eventhough, still have to hike lar.

    M$A, any comment? BTW, comment is useless. What have you done?

    Bahari

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  16. 娘念恋郎那个真的令我舌头打结... @@

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  17. 我觉得没在现场不能说林立迎假装倒下,让记者拍照,制造新闻。这样说,不是很公平。

    巫青一直都在闹。EQ=0.这一次可闹到国会了,看怎么收场。不过没关系,去BUKIT AMAN 走一圈就没事啦。

    我也不知道,马青在国阵青年团里与巫青的关系怎样。要跟这些没脑的人站在一起。

    马青,你真可悲!

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  18. 阿土伯 said...
    我觉得没在现场不能说林立迎假装倒下,让记者拍照,制造新闻。这样说,不是很公平


    This is not about fair or unfair, this is about INSULT!

    Remember few years ago in UPM? 50 animals kepong few girls?

    Just because these monkey did not get punish, they u$no dare to do it again, to kepong a handicapped old folk, a lady and a young man. So what do you expected? The only one can defenese is that young man, and he been hurt!

    Now we have M$Ass said he is faking it???


    You think this is "just" about FAIR??

    Bahari

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  19. zhao cibai to bahari... u monther fucker... u r one of the CoW Mak Rempit...

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  20. To that idiot that his name is too dirty until i feel paiseh to say adress him.

    Next time don't be too rush, you should have put your comment first before sign your name and "click publish" button.

    OK? :)

    Bahari

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  21. 想当年马青大会也不是一样椅子乱飞。难道国阵青年团都是要这样才能立足吗?lembu punya abang-adik looh!!
    你真得看到林立迎自动倒下吗?马青应悯心自问。为何民联在短短一年里能嬴得这么多人民的关心。

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  22. 严厉遣责巫青团的做法.

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  23. 哈哈,若要人不知,除非己莫为! 有谁看过英超联赛? 很多时候一些很有’道德‘的球员在敌对球员还没犯误时已经跌倒了,然后大喊大叫等到’公正‘的裁判,亮出卡的那一秒立刻没事!

    这位有‘道德’的YB林有没有自动倒下我不知道,但在其他几个场合我亲身经历看到这位用心良苦的YB林实在没话说,真不愧当上人人爱戴的‘人民代议士’!

    suhari

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  24. Anonymous said: 马青应悯心自问。为何民联在短短一年里能嬴得这么多人民的关心。

    因为民联增加很多新演员,新导演,新编剧!我们可爱的选民已经把国阵老派演戏方式看腻了!换换口味!

    Suhari

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  25. 难道BAHARI一定要用粗俗,没教养的字眼才能表示愤怒吗..? 这是你解决问题的方法吗..? 还是这就是"你们"的处事方式..? 你在这里胡闹,乱乱"放屁"...有用处吗? 发泄过后问题还是存在...! 你到不如用你哪聪明才智的脑筋去想想办法...不是更好吗!

    不删除你的"伟论"不是说谁怕谁....而是这里言论自由,大家可以发表意见,但不表示可以口无遮拦...大家应该懂得互相尊重...

    其实大家都不认同那班"巫青仔"的所做所为...这班"巫赖"只不过"巫桶"党选将近...在演戏,增加曝光率...

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  26. 其实没有必要争论自动或不自动,我要表达的就像SUHARI所说的,他在很多场合有很多用心良苦的事情.

    纵贯这位号称“人民英雄”的林立迎之遣词造句,他显然和蔡金星一样,严重地误会了“诗作”的格式:诗是断句的,断句的不一定就是诗。这个浅显的道理就像英雄是人民的,人民英雄未必即是英雄。

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  27. To keykok and Suhari

    Is OK that you think that DAP YB is not a hero. I never have a problem of that.

    But, is that Right or Wrong fro HIM to protech Karpal (and handicapped old folk) from your master um$o?

    Again, you have not answer me yet. WHAT and WHO is the source of ALL problems in this country??

    I don't care you twist around your moral, just tell us that WHAT/WHO is killing this country? Corruption, racist and misused of power!

    What happened in parliament just reflect the racist and misused of power parts.

    Too sad, you all never dare to look at the problem instead of switch the focus to attack someone that you think is not a hero.

    M$Ass indeed.

    Bahari

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  28. uncle e

    Like i said before, i am not people from "that side". I am a free man free foul. Not a slave or member of any party.

    What i want to see is PEOPLE are the king maker of this country, we should have hold the right to choose one side that able to "balance" up the other side.

    Of course, i want to see 3 thing out of this country, corruption, racist and misused of power.

    Don't you? I guess you M$A folk dare not, instead just switch the focus to something else.

    BTW, don't you dare to give me TWO ROTTEN APPLE story, used your intelligent (assume you have one), please.


    What have you done to help your party your country?

    Bahari

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  29. 你踩到Bahari的尾巴了吗?给骂得那么凶。。。

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  30. jyuno_zen said...
    你踩到Bahari的尾巴了吗?给骂得那么凶。。。

    Whoever support the following are these stepped on my "tail" (i don't mind to have one, better than slave)

    1. corruption, 2. racist politic and 3. misused of power.

    We have dozen of M$Ass here did that.

    Bahari

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  31. Uncle e said: 其实大家都不认同那班"巫青仔"的所做所为...这班"巫赖"只不过"巫桶"党选将近...在演戏,增加曝光率...

    So you think they are just ACTING to increase the POPULARITY?

    Is that what you think and M$A think? Just for fun, come on, don't be too serious?!

    You gonna let this thing over behind, like these 50 UP* monkey kepong 3 Chinese girls, based on the same reason, come on, just have fun, they just acting for popularity, don't be serious. Aren't you?

    Bahari

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  32. 振国,你的部落也来了一头牛,随地拉屎,撒尿,搞的乱七八糟,很臭,很臭。但他自以为自己很清高,
    不过没关系,牛就是牛,当对牛弹琴。
    那头牛自骂自爽,”巫青仔“也不会应而改变。

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  33. 还好没有踩到他尾巴,如果踩到,可能他会去所有地方破坏,而且他不止帮林立迎,到时他会帮"乌青"说他们不是放牛的都是有专业背景,要我拿出证据,他会说"乌青"不会急口令,我在抹黑他们,他会说卡巴星讲话都打结如何用"
    绕口令".

    还好现在连狐狸都没有尾巴了,若不踩人和动物或人的尾巴,可能不是这样的后果了.

    志不同不相为谋,放过他吧.......

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  34. lee,

    哈哈!这里草原大的是,别担心,我让他进来自然有足够的心胸,也还好有他,不然大家还以为反对党都是清高的......

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  35. 这里的辩论太刺激了!
    虽然说,他们可能是为了党选而到处表现,但他们的做法无疑会影响其他马来人对华族的仇视。我身边一些马来人都有受到影响。
    马华,马青,你们可以做些什么?
    我们不是要你们去火上加油,可是,你们真的不能做些什么可以让华社看得起你们的事吗?
    不要说总会长没做什么,马青不是马华的先锋吗?身为巫青在国阵的伙伴,你们到底有没有去了解,巫青怎么每次都不把你们放在眼里?
    是不是好像掠夺匪的心态,华人个个都怕死,骑上头来也不敢反抗?

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  36. 兔宝宝,

    马华和马青有没有在现场您该是清楚,只是看到这新闻时,我的确期待有马华、马青的领袖去帮他,可是马华、马青饭局多,可能吃饭还没有归来吧!

    至于谩骂领袖这一环我没有做过,我的部落从来不介入领袖间的纠纷,我的部落只要有批评一定会有建议,我不喜欢骂马华领袖,他们可能听不见,又没有建设。

    像您所说,口号喊了,目前什么都没有看见,接着下来马华是否还在向另一个口号来取代口号作业呢?

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  37. 巫统及巫青什么事都不会做,只会闹,简直是野人的行为...

    野人的领袖只会讲这里不是我们华人的土地,
    但是如果不是我们的华人叶亚来开发吉隆坡的话,
    他们这些野人只是住在树上罢了...

    做么这边还有一个野人乱吠的?

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  38. 如果一个老人被一班人欺负,任何一位热血青年都会看不过眼! 相信现场不只一人挺身而出,但为何YB林会出色过人呢?

    不只这件事件,很多场合他都出色过人,令人怀疑他的动机!
    "真心"为人付出 和 "充满动机"的付出 我们都看在眼里!

    奉劝这位'极端'的民联支持者流点尊严给自己,凡事站在中庸之道立场来分析,他们不是你的再生父母,别让你的亲身父母亲失望!

    suhari

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  39. suhari, 这位野人没有父母的,只有主人!
    不过并不知道狗主认同它吗?

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  40. 振国,在马青仔里,你算是有良知的一位,希望你可以更上一层楼,不过,千万不要上位了就变了。
    增加有个主任,我们以为他上位了,会是个好上司,结果他无法出于污泥而不染,反而是青出于蓝而胜于蓝!

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  41. 最后,酿成肢体冲突,场面火爆及混乱.......约20个放牛的人在现场,有者还在卡巴星面前吐口水,这时如果有人出来劝架肯定是抢尽风头.....还来不及回神,就看见林立迎前来营救,见到记者拍照后,林立迎自动倒下......又是新闻.....
    -------------------------------

    曾先生,在不屑马华之余,我常常感激你的大人大量,敢于让一些反对的声音出现在你的部落格里。

    但是,常常看到你在大方之余,还是会偶而荒腔走板的表露出“很马华”的另外一面。

    当然,马华终究是马华,我也不敢多言,不过,既然你的部落格是对外开放的,是不是请你在处理类似新闻时候,可是得到证实后,才让它在天空里播放,以免明眼人看后不会有摀着嘴来笑话你的无知的这种举动一再的出现。

    谢谢阅读。

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  42. 赞成Mountebank所说....

    在马青仔里,你算是有良知的一位, 希望理性看待事情的真相,不要太偏激,更加理智的去处理事件的来由...

    你是我们期待的哦...加油!

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  43. bahari不是人,它是民联,他没有自己!

    它和那群野牛来自同一星球!

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  44. Mountebank,

    大家可能误会了,这不是新闻,要看新闻大家会去看新闻报道,有时候我会转载,可是这篇不是新闻。

    至于写法,一开始就是一种让人轻松......别太在意。

    如果要说误导,不要只是针对林立迎,为何没有人为巫统辩护?为何没有任何人为放牛人辩护?为何没有人说有关吐口水的事情?同样的这次没有人指责现场来得及拍照,又不帮上行动不便卡巴星的摄影记者?

    我从来没有担心被列为无知,所以您也别太在意,大马政治就是太多人走不下来,所以大家才会生气。

    我记得行动党在公开场和到处宣传马来西亚送人上太空是找朝拜方向,也有说是上太空做煎饼......为何就没有人求证呢?

    求证精神是需要......谢谢您,也要请体谅这只是小品,不是评论。

    其实真像大家都知道,不要为这事伤和气,不要感到不开心,就剪掉“自动”2字,让大家舒服点,本来想将所有矛盾留下,不然往后没有机会被参考,所以我不曾删除批评。

    我不明白什么是很马华?这太主观了,我写任何事情从来不会考虑本身的党籍,至于林立迎的这东西,还是要说,是您太主观了.......

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  45. 担心起争议:我没有您们想象这样无知,不要以为我之前没有求证,不过报章上所写未必完全正确。

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  46. 看我的回应我也晕了,太长了吧.....

    兔宝宝,

    我没有想过要更上一层楼,我不认为马青需要我,即使我升上也无法保证我做的都对,这责任太大了,我比较没有出息......原谅我。

    曾经告诉过身边的朋友,如果有一天发现到我变质了,就要提醒我,如果没有办法改变,就放弃我......

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  47. 不过Mountebank,您也瞒中立下的......

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  48. TO keykok and other M$A.

    Feel uneasy of my "comments" and "attacke" me back? Go ahead, that's your right, you do have the same right to attack me back whenever i attacked you, don't we?!

    The basic is, we all know three problems are KILLING the country
    1. Corruption
    2. Racist politic/policy
    3. Misused of Power

    And the person/party behind all this 3 problems.

    If you dare not look at the problems, no matter how many article you write, sound how good it is, all end up to be ZERO.

    I really hope that's my last post, thanks.

    Bahari

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  49. Bahari,

    not all comment from mca's members, the reader expect some suggestion from u, not repeat the three thing.

    hope u can understand.

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  50. pukima... everyone is talking shit here n there... if u all wanted to published comments here, u all might as well work harder and become "TOPGUN"and help Malaysian to clear the HAZE. Then I'll said thousand or million THANK YOU... KNS...

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  51. don't tell ME which party u r from... just be neutral to handle the fact and learn to be imune from all cause. BE A REAL GENTLEMAN!!!

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  52. To keykok

    Yes I am repeating the 3 thing over again.

    But you know why? Many of people around here never wake up from dream, they (and you too?) tend to ignore these 3 problems (and the source of these problems, you know WHO), but rather switch the focus to other issue.

    Hust like the way you think YB Segambut fall down by himself (fake?), but really who care? What i care is these 3 problems and i gonna repeat again, Corruption, Racist and Misused of Power.

    Until the day everybody dare to LOOK AT THE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEMS (you know WHO, don't you?),and face the problem with RIGHT ACTION, otherwise, all articles, all comments are just ZERO EMPTY TALK.

    In fact, i don't think you dare to admit these 3 problems and the SOURCE problems. Do you?

    Bahari

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  53. The truth is, whatever suggestion it is, without admitting that Corruption, racist and misused of power are KILLING THIS COUNTRY SOON, all suggestion are just more like idiot-nonsense talk.

    No More.

    Bahari

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  54. Bahari,

    I support your comment:

    The basic is, we all know three problems are KILLING the country
    1. Corruption
    2. Racist politic/policy
    3. Misused of Power

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  55. To Bluesky

    Thanks for your "support"! :)

    Since you know the problems, do you know, WHO/WHAT is the SOURCE of all problems?

    Bahari

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  56. no one disagreed the three point, dun repeat.

    sori to said that who and what is not important, how to prevent and how to put them to the court?

    pls dun repeat the same thing.

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  57. keykok, do you know staying in the same party that support the "sources of these problems (source of evils)", are equal to "source of problems/evils"?

    In both law and moral, you can't be helping/supporting someone that breaking the laws, especially, the money eaten are contributed from all people, not just members of your party and the party you support.

    So when you said you KNOW WHAT and WHO is the source of the problems/evils, I don't believe.

    Either you don't know, or you are a faker dare not admit yourself being part of these three problems/evils.

    Read carefully, zero dirty word, unless "evil" is counted.

    Bahari.

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  58. keykok said >>how to prevent and how to put them to the court?

    You have no right to say so, because you are still sleep with them in the same house, same bed.

    Bahari

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  59. 除了乌桶(unnn0),如今的政党,朝野在野皆不例外,只能文不能武 ......

    中国在16-October-1964试炸了第一颗原子弹之后,就被允许加入联合国了。

    ...... 如果有一天,乌秽不堪言的大桶在大选彻底惨败以后,却强硬的宣布自己胜出,不愿接受选举结果,请问所有政党领袖们,你们奈何得了他们吗?法庭,警察及武装部队,皆已经由他们操控了......试问到时候,你们该怎么办......???难道还天真得想以法律途径去申诉?别妄想了!!!! 看看泰国前王八首相怎么倒台?除非你有武力(武装部队)的backup,否则还是乖乖听话。

    所以,我们需要武的backup,需要有自己的“武部”,那乌桶才会懂得如何尊敬人民的声音。

    相信我,很快要进入“武”的时代了。做好准备吧!

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  60. 我们要铲除的,不是民族,而是败类。

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